Inconsistencies
February 13, 2000 — Memories & Experiences

People are weird. A couple of nights ago I was in the dorm bathroom. Someone came in and went into one of the stalls. He used one of those sanitary toilet seat covers. A clean guy, right? But after he dumps and wipes, he leaves without washing his hands. How consistent is that? All I ask for is a little bit of regularity. Dammit.

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Random Thoughts Because I Am Too Busy to Write a Real Musing
February 1, 2000 — The Lighter Side

Things I hate:

  • Annoying repetitive computer-game sounds, such as “yee-ha!”
  • People who, like, say “like,” like, a lot. (Unfortunately, I do it too.)
  • Pure evil.
  • Telemarketers.
  • Paper cuts.
  • When I have to go to the bathroom really bad but I’m at the theatre in the middle of a really good movie.
  • People sitting on my pillow. Butts are well-traveled.
  • My poor eyesight.
  • Crazy drivers who park at a 90% angle from the curb when you’re supposed to parallel park.
  • Giving directions, only to realize later on that they were the wrong directions.
  • Homework.

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Posted at 4:28 pm —